Hats Off To This Guy

We finally know what Rob Siltanen and Apple were talking about when they referred to "The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently", are the ones who will change the world. Nothing quite restored our faith in humanity like receiving this job application of such high skill and calibre. The Cover Letter: Here he is jumping a jet ski out of a swimming pool. Literally. Ballsy enough to top this application? If you answered: "MOTHER FLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT." Well then, what are you waiting for? Apply for the European Sales Manager here!